1). Martyrs -
Probably, we enter the Guinness Book of World Records with this historic achievement. Gone are the days when we would bow to the statues of only four martyrs in Sahid Gate, Martyr's Memorial. One has to keep in mind that it's a feudalistic attitude, we now have moved on to the rule of the "people". From now, almost every Nepali, who dies, will be declared a martyr. Also, gone will be the days in the near future when people would be amazed at hearing that Nepal had more gods than people, for it the gods would be replaced by martyrs, who will be more than the number of people alive.
2). Return to Innocence -
We also return back to innocence with the historic declaration of 12 hours of electricity outage per day, at least for now. Soon, we will have more hours to live without electricity and hence we will get to enjoy nature in its profound glory, and give up using all these electrical appliances that have made us live lives that our ancestors hadn't. We return back to ourselves - we return back to innocence. ( Also this is the title of one of my favorite songs - Return to Innocence - by Enigma.)
3). Revolutions -
Probably, we also have the largest number of "revolutions" that are going on in every part of our country after the historic "revolution" that the Maoists carried out successfully. We also have revolting gangs like "Madhesi Virus Killers" who revolt against the viruses that have been generally known to be harmful to mankind. We had a revolution against the dogmas of religion, especially Hinduism, so we declared our nation to be a secular one. We've made a further revolution by appointing a Nepali priest as the head priest of Pashupatinath, and removing the Indians, who had been assigned this task from time immemorial (at least for me). This was a revolution against the domineering attitude of India. Our culture Minister, Gopal Kirati, also bolstered the spirit of the revolution, when he said that he would not obey the "regressionist" orders of the Supreme Court. This was a revolution against the corrupt judiciary that has plagued our countrymen with grief, and nothing more. Also there are revolutions against the media, the army and about almost everything.
4). Security -
We also must have the largest number of security personnel per capita. The state run police, armed police, and the army had been there for our security from the times of the feudal monarchs. Now, we also have an adequate number of Maoists Commandos, YCL Comrades and Youth Force Comrades, who are sponsored by the government. They are the FBI of our country who are at most times more powerful than the vestiges of monarchy - the police and the Nepal Army. We also have security officers like Matrika Yadav, who vehemently fight for the landless by snatching away land from the "feudals" and distributing them to the "people" of our country.
5). Strikes / Bandhs -
Too many strikes. I just won't write about it. Sometimes the number of strikes reaches two digits in a single day. We had 132 strikes during December, 2008. Check this out, and see more for yourself.
If you can suggest something, please do it here! I still need two more things to add to this list of seven wonders of New Nepal.


